24.8.11

My mistress......

She accompanied me to work daily and keeping me company almost 24 hours a day. She was a great companion for me during my long 1 hour bus ride to work where she entertains me and updates me on the latest happenings around the neighbourhood (and these are not gossips like the aunties), around the country and around the world. She also provided me spiritual solace to me with Bible verses daily and sometimes when I'm lazy to read, she will read it to me.

She accompanied me to meetings and like a personal assistance, helped me to note down all  the facts and minutes where it can be typewritten or written like a pencil. She can also duplicate the exact copy of the discussion notes on the whiteboard in image format.

At night, she was a great companion when I was about to retire by linking me up with my old and new friends in messengers . She also encouraged me to blog hop and I can comment on others' blog easily just by gently touching her. And, she was always besides me by switching on the relaxing music while I'm about to sleep.

She's slim and sleek and I always carried her around. Here's how she looks like ....
 :)

24 comments:

Twilight Man said...

OMG! You sounded so flirtatious! Ha ha ha!
My mistress is the older sister of your mistress.

ChrisAu said...

Twilight - her sis is fatter and heavier and slower ... Lol. Thanks for commenting.

Yee Ling said...

LOL...now i know why you cant go mobile-less...hahahahha

suituapui said...

Kesian your missus...lost to something flat and rectangular.

Hayley said...

LOL, you got me, I thought you were talking about your wife la :P

Sonia (Nasi Lemak Lover) said...

nice post!

reanaclaire said...

hehee..your yee lai..

Small Kucing said...

sounds like my kid

wenn said...

haha..your misses might get jealous..

ChrisAu said...

Yee Ling- I'm will not be able to function without her.....hahahaha

ChrisAu said...

STP - wha to do...usually men sayang the no.2 more....hehehe

ChrisAu said...

Hayley - lol.....how can I bring my wife to work?

ChrisAu said...

Sonia - thanks

ChrisAu said...

Reanaclaire -more than that....hehehe

ChrisAu said...

Kucing- huh ?

ChrisAu said...

Wenn - she not jealous cos my kid always took her away from me to play games...hehehe

Sub-Radar-Mike said...

Haha, that is one sexy mistress... plus you only have to spend money on her once!

Somewhere in Singapore said...

I ever use my phone till nearly miss the bus stop... kekeke...

eugene said...

I am too poor to have a mistress,,,,, so how,just flirt with others one first lah,,kekekekkekek

Merryn said...

'LIKE' STP's comment :D

ChrisAu said...

Mike - she's expensive!! Lol

ChrisAu said...

Sharon - u text queen!

ChrisAu said...

Eugene - that's even worse! Lol

ChrisAu said...

Merryn - :p

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